Little Three Year Old Boy

A Little Three Year Old Boy Is Sitting On The Toilet.

His Mother Thinks He Has Been In There Too Long, So She Goes In To See What's Up.

The Little Boy Is Gripping On To The Toilet Seat With His Left Hand And Hitting Himself On Top Of The Head With His Right Hand.

His Mother Says: "billy, Are You Alright? You've Been In Here For Awhile."


Billy Says: "i'm Fine, Mommy. I Just Haven't Gone 'poo Poo' Yet."


Mother Says: "ok, You Can Stay Here A Few More Minutes. But, Billy, Why Are You Hitting Yourself On The Head?"


Adam Says: "works For Ketchup."

Save My Wife

Generalmente no soy así, pero me pareció muy chistoso.....

Save My Wife
-------------------------

Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water.
Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up.

The man said, "My wife is drowning and I can't swim. Please save her. I'll give you a hundred dollars."
The fisherman dove into the water. In ten powerful strokes, he reached the woman, put
his arm around her, and swam back to shore.

Depositing her at the feet of the man, the fisherman said, "Okay, where's my hundred dollars?"

The man said, "Look, when I saw her going down for the third time, I thought it was my wife. But this is my mother-in-law."

The fisherman reached into his pocket and said, "Just my luck. How much do I owe you?"

Taban ricos pero vean nomas!!!!

Y nos atrevemos apreguntar porqué tenemos un país tan de mierda...
este tipo de cosas son las que el "gobierno" debería de censurar, de prohibir, no fumar dentro de lugares cerrados o aumentar las reglas de tránsito, por aki es po deonde se debe de empezar, por la EDUCACIÖN, camara, ahi se ven, comenten chido...

Chequen la Bandda

Ps camarón, aquí les dejo a :
Tun tu ru run tu ru !!!! (Redoble de tambores)
LEO!!!!
(Empieza la canción de Nelly "Here comes the Boom")
Heheh!!!
no creo que el sepa que tomé esta foto, tal vez si... whatereve....
Leo es chido y tiene unos chinso sensacionales... creo que sabe lo que realmente es un peinado seodoso y frondoso....
ps camara.. ahí le checan y posean algo chi....do...
se cuidan